Live Presidential Debate: No Toilet Break For Reptillary

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It has been reported by the Drudge Report, that the much anticipated live presidential debate on Monday (9pm EST) between Reptillary & Thump will not permit toilet breaks or stools to sit on.

If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday’s high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

“There are no commercial breaks,” a commission source explains. “Period.”

Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated. Read More

Ultimately, if you can’t stand up for 90mins and take questions etc. you don’t really have any business seeking presidential office. You should probably be looking through a brochure for the Sequoia Falls retirement home instead.

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