The Dry Shave Show #84: Canadian Values: Roll Up the Rim to Enter

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show!

Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Canadian Values: Roll Up the Rim to Enter


Lefties think Kellie Leitch is Canada’s Hitler for wanting to protect “Canadian Values” so Ivan and Pyra give a handy-dandy cheat sheet about fitting in in Canada. They also discuss a proposed Sharia subdivision in Montreal, a plan for sharing Canada’s excess grizzly bears with California, and Lena Dunham talking to rocks in Arizona.

Plus: news stories about how to bait a police trap with donuts, bullying robot cars, and selfie-taking morons destroying priceless statues.

This week’s Snowflake(s) of the Week: holding a campus shit-in for trans-inclusivity.

Quick teaser of the episode:

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Is Justin Trudeau Castro’s Child?


Oh Canada, what have you done? We always maintained that liberals could not be trusted with anything more important than warming milk, but now we fear that liberals in Canada may have elected none other than Fidel Castro’s son.



You have to admit the similarity is disturbing, and it also goes some way to explain Trudeau’s comments regarding the recently deceased Cuban leader in an official statement, which lacked any sort of criticism of the Cuban regime, or leader.

“It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba’s longest serving President.

“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.

“While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”.

“I know my father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away. It was also a real honour to meet his three sons and his brother President Raúl Castro during my recent visit to Cuba.

“On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.”

West Run By Satanic Pedophiles


As the title suggests, it now seems highly likely that the Western world is indeed run by a cabal of pedophiles in the service of Satan, as terrible as that sounds. 9/11 conspiracies are one thing, but Satanic pedophilia? No one wants to live in a world where that is the reality. However, the only thing it seems we lack at this stage, is full exposure.

The speculation which ignited the most recent interest, which refuses to die a normal news cycle death, centres around what is now being referred to as Pizzagate – a conspiracy sparked by a series of Podesta emails in which DNC staffer, John Podesta and a number of others are clearly engaging in using food euphemisms to covertly discuss a secret menu.

Only trouble is, the terminology they employed has been identified as that also used by pedophiles to discuss children. Which has led to many to speculate that the Democratic and Washington elite are involved in a pedophile ring whose activities are centred around a local pizza restaurant.

It turns out that all of the buildings in the Comet Ping Pong block are either owned by DNC employees or the Clinton Foundation; with the neighbouring Besta Pizza owned by no other than the DoJ head of the Child Trafficking Unit, Andrew Kline. No, we are not making this shit up.

Special Litigation Counsel Andrew Kline, a Clinton appointee with an M.A. in human rights from Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government, was one of four attorneys in the Human Trafficking Prosecution Unit of the Department of Justice, in the Civil Rights Division.  Full Details

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But all of this we are willing to leave as merely supporting evidence, as the reality of such circles operating within the top teir of government is supported by claims from highly credible sources and suppressed investigations in both Washington & London over recent years which, like Hillary’s health, have gone from conspiracy theory to contained reality.

In the following film, retired head of the FBI, Ted Gunderson exposes what he claims is the organized reality of Satanic pedophilia in the U.S., which includes child abduction and murder by groups operating within the highest level of government.

Most recently, the highly prolific Jimmy Saville enquiry in the U.K. exposed a pedophile ring operating at the highest level of government involving ministers & celebrities, and a cover up after M.P’s requested an investigation in parliament.

The allegations centering on Dolphin Square, a 7.5-acre, 1,250-flat complex by the Thames, include claims that boys in nearby Lambeth care homes were recruited as rent boys and ferried to the apartments for violent orgies where VIPs, defence and Whitehall officials, establishment types, as well as Tory MPs (one “cabinet minister”), were said to be participants. The Yard has spoken of “possible homicide” being committed. Historical and more recent allegations have been backed by Labour MP John Mann, who first encountered them as a Lambeth councillor in the 80s, but was told by police contacts that their inquiries had been stopped on orders from superiors.  Read More

Michael Shrimpton, a former Strategic Intelligence and Counter-Terrorism expert and Adjunct Professor of Intelligence Studies, made almost identical allegations regarding a pedophile ring involving ex British Prime Minister, Edward Heath.

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Is this the information Wikileaks has on Hillary Clinton? Is this the revelation Assange said would destroy her?

As we have previously posted in A Vote For Hillary Is A Vote For Satan it appears that everyone owes David Icke a full and formal apology. We were wrong to laugh David, you were right; it would appear that those who rule us are in the service of darkness and engaged in deception on a scale never even imagined. Which can only mean that this fabricated reality is an illusion, and the struggle between the forces of light and the forces of darkness, is real.

Ivan Penaluna

The Dry Shave Show #83: LA Times vs. “Fake News”

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show!

Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: LA Times vs. “Fake News”


The LA Times’ starts a butthurt smear campaign against “fake news” (ie their competition that discusses stories they don’t like), while the New York Times apologizes for their campaign lies, sorta , and Justin Trudeau has a playdate with George Soros.

Ivan and Pyra also discuss whiny teachers in San Francisco, acidic Yellowstone hot springs, the greatest comedy show on TV right now, divers who get scooped up from lakes and dropped on forest fires, and yet another suicidal Clinton investigator before delving into important history like Reagan & Gorbachev’s massive love-in, the Nuremberg trials, and the Kennedy assassination.

Plus: Syrian sex vacations, Ivan’s favorite Facebook groups, and Pete Townsend’s kiddie “research.”

Quick teaser of the episode:

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Sowing The Wind & Reaping The Whirlwind


Let’s be clear. We don’t want anyone to be confused as to the message coming from a growing number of voices: Progressives and their policies have sown the wind and set the spring for the populist backlash that is now unfolding. Sorry, much as they might try, there is nowhere else to pin the blame.

We have been predicting this moment for years, and what do we know? So no one should be surprised at all. Anyone who claims to be surprised by the tsunami of populist resistance that is washing through the Western world, is either engaging in a childish self-deception or stupid.

Whilst the engineers of cultural Marxism & their progressive errand boys have become drunk on hubris and fallen into ideological insanity where cultures, history and even reality, are subservient to progress & ideals.

And let’s face it, they have controlled the narrative in western liberal societies for over a generation. They have lived the good life. Champagne socialists scoffing at the small-minded little people from the dinner tables of the metropolitan capitals of the western world safe in the knowledge that as university professors, health care professionals and media directors, their jobs would never be under threat from the mass immigration or globalization they prescribed for everyone else.

The left is still operating from a 1970’s mindset in which fascists exist naturally and need to be crushed. The idea that their ideologically driven policies might have created such people hasn’t ever occurred to them. Believe me, I know these people; their ideological arrogance knows no limit.


Liberals will continue to be confused by Trump’s election unless they understand it in the context of Brexit and broader global issues.

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As with Brexit, progressives in U.S. have championed the interests of globalism and migrants at the expense of those who are most impacted by globalization & immigration. Anyone who had a problem with this was labeled a small-minded xenophobe and told to go away. Only trouble is, they don’t go away, they find another way of having their voice heard (See Brexit, Trump and what Le Pen is set to repeat in France). Pretty predictable if you are not ideologically insane, or suckling on the tit of CNN, ABC, WaPo, Huff Po; NYT et al.

The progressive liberal elite have sown the wind and set the spring for the backlash we are now starting to gain momentum.

Anyone who didn’t see the election of Trump coming wasn’t paying attention. Thump was pulling in stadium rock size crowds of 10,000 – 30,000 regularly in the final months of campaigning, whilst Hillary struggled to pull in 200-400. Those are not the figures that supported the MSM predicted Hillary landslide.


We should be happy that people have the awareness to see through the sort of crass blanket propaganda we have been treated to over this election cycle and during Brexit; that they have grown weary of the prescribed cycle of regime change and subsequent coercive engineered migration to Balkanize otherwise stable western societies, and have rejected it wholesale in favour of sovereignty and mutual co-operation.

But if they think we are done, they have once again misjudged the climate.

Sorry Snowflake, It Ain’t Over 

Like many who fall into the ‘basket of deplorables’ I realized early on that the battle between Trump and Clinton was much more than simply a contest between two politicians for the presidency. At its core it was an ideological conflict between light and dark, truth and lies. It was a struggle for the heart of western civilization in general.

And while I’ve never considered myself much of a right winger, being more of a libertarian bent, I have found myself increasingly pushed and marginalized by the “enlightened and progressive” amongst you into the same camp with all sorts of deplorables, regardless of where they lived and what they called themselves. Nationalists, alt righters, anarchists, constitutionalists and so on and so forth all made for strange bedfellows but an effective team. Working on the premise that the enemy of my enemy is my friend we have all found common ground. We have you to thank for that. By pushing, badgering, harassing, marginalizing and insulting us on a regular basis you created something new. And it crushed you at the ballot box.

But not to worry. There will be plenty of opportunities for you to learn from your mistakes. You see, the battle that took place in your polling stations on the 8th of November was just that. A battle. We, the freedom loving peoples of the western world, well, we’re just getting warmed up. 

So retreat to your safe spaces, grab your adult colouring books and put on a happy face my special snow flakes because regardless of whoever/whatever you are and regardless of what nation it is you reside in, we, the deplorables, are coming for you.

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