The Dry Shave Show 134: Trudeau’s Islamic Homecoming

This week Ivan & Byron meditate on Trudeau’s ‘hug a terrorist’ program for Islamic ‘travellers.’

Whilst every other Western nation has decided that their Islamic State fighters aren’t coming back, Trudeau is planning poetry workshops and arts programs for returning Canadian Jihadis.

The Dry Shave Show Episode 134: Trudeau’s Islamic Homecoming

May also contain: slam poetry; Ben Shapiro Vs Milo; Eminem & Trump; LGBTQ2S; sex with old ladies for film parts; Libyan slave markets; liberal racists; gays in the army & Black Friday.

 

 

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BLM & Left Not Interested In Libyan Slave Markets

If Black Lives Matter were really interested in black lives and the legacy of slavery, surely reports of Libyan slave markets where sub-Saharan Africans can be purchased for $200-400 each, would have them mobilizing for a cause worthy of their title.

The fact that the salve markets in Libya are being run by Muslim traders and that Islam has enjoyed an unchallenged relationship with slavery for the past 1400 years is yet another indicator that Black Lives Matter aren’t really about black lives, but more about being a globalist tool in the assault on Western liberal democracy.

Libya is the gateway to Europe for Sub-Saharan African migrants. Under Ghaddafi, the route was closed; after the U.S, France, Britain & Saudi Arabia dethroned Ghaddafi in 2011 transforming the naton into a Jihadi playground full of warlords and ISIS, the flow of migrants trying to get to Europe have been both used as a weapon of war Read More and a source of live meat for slave traders.

Libya’s Slave Auctions And African Genocide: What Hillary Knew

Reports of sub-Saharan Africans being captured and sold in slave markets started emerging almost a year ago. No one on the left or in the MSM were very interested then because criticism of Islamic slavery is not part of their brief, only the western legacy. And that’s because Islam is at the top of the progressive pyramid when it comes to the damage it can inflict on a target culture or society.

However, this summer CNN were given footage of slave markets in Libya, and a subsequent investigation has provided the issue renewed broader attention.

Given the current climate of zero tolerance towards even the legacy of slavery in the West, reports that modern operational slave markets exist today in a country that we destroyed, should have the full attention of those who spent the summer tearing down statues of anyone who supported slavery 150 years ago.

Black Lives Matter & the Left don’t really care about black lives. If they did, they would have something to say about this, or addressing the slow genocide of Chicago’s black on black gun crime that takes over a thousand black lives a year.

VICE Media is FUBAR

As If the devastating fires that destroyed thousands of homes in Fort McMurray wasn’t enough for the residents of Northern Alberta, suffering locals have to watch themselves be the butt of the Joke in VICE Media’s latest TV show, FUBAR: Age of Computer.

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Based on the cult film FUBAR made in 2002, Age of Computer is a rehash of the same characters doing the same thing; getting wasted and being stupid, but the joke comes at the tax payers expense.

Funded in part by Canadian Arts and Film grants, FUBAR not only makes light out of the tragedy in Fort Mac by implying it was the characters themselves that started the fires but they also go about exploiting the system that supported the survivors.

Fans of the show, and there are many, love the characters (I was once one of them) but unlike the personalities they portray, the actors (Dave Lawrence and Paul Spence) are not at all like the real people they make fun of. They are left wing hipsters who are too cool for regular people.

The original film was a Canadian hit because the performances were so realistic. Yet now, as is true with most Vice Media productions, the subject IS the joke. While Bob and Doug McKenzie (of SCTV fame) were affable, fun, good natured hosers, the actors in FUBAR are not. Instead of  having fun with the Canadian banger stereotype, they are making fun of the Canadian head banger. The very people who watch the show. To Spence and Lawrence they are losers to be exploited for financial gain.

Apart from Michael Dowse (the director and co-creator of FUBAR) who has made a name for himself since his directorial debut making films world wide, Lawrence and Spence have had a lacklustre career which is why they had to return to the only thing they were good at; making fun of others.

It should be noted that the trio (who now reside in Quebec) went out of their way to include and be respectful towards French culture by creating an unnecessary character who is French Canadian. Presumably because the TV show was shot in Montreal and not Calgary where the show takes place. In Canada it’s ok to make fun of Alberta (English Canadians) but not Quebec (French Canadians) because that would be racist.

In light of VICE Media’s current sexual harassment issues (that appear to be long running and systemic) it is not hard to understand their Machiavellian business model. Appeal to the consumer (and young attractive staff) by presenting a false image. That of progressive, sensitive, socially conscious, equality minded, justice warrior journalism. When in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.

Under VICE’s bogus appearance lies a pair of cut throat business men in Shane Smith and Suroosh Alvi who stabbed their co-founder Gavin McGinnis in the proverbial back like Brutus killed Caeser in the Roman senate 2000 years ago. When the time came, the two saw that the genius behind VICE magazine’s success had to go and forced him out by hostile take over. Today, VICE Media is reported to be worth 5.5 billion.

It is an empire built on the humiliation of the very people who read, watch and consume their products. Under the premise of Journalism or ‘telling peoples stories’, VICE media engages in the mondo ‘Elephant Man’ type exploitation of it’s subjects.

The ‘Look at this person, his life is hard, poor guy. Aren’t you glad you’re not him?’ kind of story telling.

Just like VICE Media, (and the Canadian arts funding bodies that helped produce it) FUBAR: Age of Computer is a tone deaf, pile of insulting garbage.

Trudeau’s ‘Hug a Terrorist’ Program For Returning ISIS Fighters

 

 

Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government reached a new plateau of transcendental thinking, when it announced that Canadians returning from fighting for ISIS in Syria & Iraq will be ‘re-habilitated’ rather than prosecuted or killed.

Whilst most other Western nations have stated that the only practical solution is for their domestic ISIS fighters to be killed in country and not return, the Trudeau government is offering hugs and hot chocolate to those who have been busy decapitating children in the name of Allah.

U.S. Special Envoy, Brett McGurk stated explicitly on a recent visit to Syria. “Our mission is to make sure that any foreign fighter who is here, who joined ISIS from a foreign country and came into Syria, that they will die here in Syria.”

France, too, is working to eradicate its jihadis overseas. A Wall Street Journal investigation published in May quoted French and Iraqi officials describing French special forces co-operating with Iraqi units to hunt down and kill French jihadis.

Whilst The Sunday Times reports that Britain’s Special Air Service, SAS, has been given a “kill list” of British jihadis, including notorious ISIS recruiter and convert Sally Jones.

U.K government minister Rory Stewart said “Converts who leave Britain to fight for the terror group are guilty of horrific acts and the only way of dealing with them is to kill them “in almost every case”.

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These countries, all of which have extensive experience at the business end of Islamic terrorism, appreciate that this is the only practical solution; to allow these people back into their countries is to expose their populations to almost certain acts of terror.

Canadian state apparatus, CBC pimped the official line dutifully when it echoed the statement made by Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale  that “Canada does not engage in death squads.”

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The irony that this statement should be made by a minister with the title of Public Safety Minister would be Pythonesque if it wasn’t so perverse.

Trudeau’s Liberals may find the prospect of killing Canadian Islamic fighters – which are estimated to number 200 in number – too distasteful to contemplate, but the Minister for Public Safety is clearly willing to provide safe passage for Islamic death squads returning home after defeat in Syria & Iraq, who will then be free to target Canadians at home as they have previously threatened.

None of this makes sense of course unless you are ideologically addled progressive for whom ideals trump reality and the safety of your citizens, whom you have been elected to protect and serve.

Canadians should be concerned that a rich kid like Trudeau, raised on pure ideology, should be in a position to knowingly endanger their families’ safety for the sake of a political indulgence.

If these returning Islamic fighters decide after the hugs and generous welfare offerings, that what Allah really wants is a truck attack on pedestrians, or a knife attack on shoppers, then Trudeau and his government of progressive impairment will be complicit in any deaths that follow.