The Dry Shave Show 137: FBI Caught Sucking Satan’s Cock

 

This week Byron and Ivan discuss the FBI’s compromised Mueller Investigation; Teflon Trump and the gotcha culture; the impeachment fantasy of the left & the realities of a Pence presidency or President Bannon. Chinese privilege; Roy Moore & Alabama; Byron’s walk towards the light of fascism continues; Dennis Rodman & Lil’ Kim; Trump’s Pensacola speech; new crypto currency, the FashMark, and this week in History: Bill Clinton impeached.

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Thou Shalt Not Fake News

Gluttony, Pride, Lust, Greed, Sloth, Envy and Wrath are the 7 deadly sins; but you can now add Fake News to the list because, according to the Pope, the Media are a bunch of Sinners.

Well Jesus uncle Francis, tell us something we didn’t know.

This Christmas the Pontiff has decided to dedicate his upcoming annual communications message to ‘fake news’ and told the Catholic media on Saturday that journalists have a duty to provide ‘precise, complete and correct information’ and not to provide one-sided reports.

“You shouldn’t fall into the ‘sins of communication’, disinformation, giving just one side, calumny that is sensationalized, defamation, looking for things that are old news and have been dealt with and bringing them to light today.” said the pope.

He also called those actions a ‘grave sin that hurts the heart of the journalist and hurts others’.

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For once I agree with his eminence.

So, I hope I’m not digging up old wounds when I remind him that Christmas is not actually a ‘christian’ holiday. If we remember our history, Christmas is only a renamed version of Saturnalia, the Roman festival to honour Saturn, God of Plenty, who devoured his own children.

While the god Saturn is no longer worshipped by many, his close buddy Santa (or Satan if your rearrange the letters) is still very popular.

To my Christian friends out there who think I’m being a wet blanket let me quote the bible itself.

Jeremiah 10 verses 1 to 5

1 Hear what the Lord says to you, people of Israel.

Do not learn the ways of the nations
    or be terrified by signs in the heavens
    though the nations are terrified by them.

For the practices of the peoples are worthless;
    they cut a tree out of the forest,
    and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.

They adorn it with silver and gold;
    they fasten it with hammer and nails
    so it will not totter.

Like a scarecrow in a cucumber field,
    their idols cannot speak;
    they must be carried
    because they cannot walk.
   Do not fear them;
    they can do no harm
    nor can they do any good.

The Fash Mark: Right Wing Crypto-Currencies Enter the Market

 

 

As Crypto-currencies continue their meteoric rise, today saw the launch of the first politically driven crypto-currency, the Fash Mark.

As the name suggests, The Fash Mark is a right wing currency created to capture the political & economic will of a growing number of people across Western societies who wish to invest in crypto-currencies ethically.

Unlike Bitcoin, which employs complicated algorithms to ‘mine’ for units, leaving behind open pits and a large environmental footprint, the creators of the Fash Mark claim they are have been able to create units of currency from collecting all the liberal tears and melting snowflakes of 2016 in vast reservioirs, before forcing them at high pressure into hydro-electro pumps, which then churn out environmentally clean fascist crypto-currencies: Fash Marks.

The people behind the Fash mark are reported to have made their fortune during the great Meme War of 2016, after which the bottom fell out of the liberal tears & melting snowflakes market.

In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine earlier this month, founder Otto Skorzeny said:

‘After the election of Trump, there were parts of California that had’t seen rain in months that were suddenly a foot under water with liberal tears. In the past companies had collected them to sell as an assault rifle lubricant, but the sheer volume we saw on November the 9th was a strain on the sewage system.

I realized that the salty bitch tears of progressives was perfect for the hydro electro-turbine I had been working on for creating an environmentally sound crypto-currency.’

When asked how many Fash Marks will be created, Skorzeny gave this reply:

‘We haven’t set a limit; it’s down to how many tears and how much melting snowflake water is produced and can be collected. Basically the more liberals and the left whine and bitch, the more Fash Marks will be created.’

Green Party of BC gets screwed… again.

The Green Party of Canada and their provincial lesser groups have never been good at politics. Even in the early days the Greens had difficulty agreeing on core principles. Were they an environmental movement or just a bunch of unemployed pot heads who wanted their feelings heard?

During the 2015 federal election hopes were high that the Green Party could win seats in the House of Commons but to date, only Elizabeth May from the Vancouver Island riding of Saanich-Gulf Islands managed to round up enough hippies to cast a ballot.

This humiliating defeat at the hands of the federal Liberals on home turf seemed to stir them into action and by the fall of 2017 the provincial Green Party of BC managed to win three seats in the provincial election.

Remarkably, when the provincial Liberals couldn’t secure a majority, these three seats would give the Greens the power to choose the next government. Finally, for the first time in Canadian history, the Green Party had been invited to the negotiating table. Both the Liberal and the New Democrat parties invited them to dinner and told them how special they were.

They were the king makers and when the opportunity came to negotiate for themselves a role in the government, like for example a cabinet seat or a bigger say in provincial affairs, they fumbled it. They totally shat the bed. The Greens just handed power to the New Democrats and sat at the back of the room with nothing but a promise from the NDP that the Site C dam project, which they apposed would be halted. A position both the Greens and the NDP campaigned on.

But anyone who knows Canadian politics, knows it doesn’t take long for governments to break promises, even to the schleps who helped them win.

Six months after taking power, the NDP broke their promise to the Green Party and chose to continue building the controversial Site C dam that is already six billion over budget and will flood thousands of acres of farm land in the Peace River Valley.

If the Green Party well and truly wished to halt the Site C dam project, all they had to do was call a motion of non confidence, topple the government and trigger new elections but once again, they did nothing. Choosing instead to ‘work with the government’.

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The Greens, it seems, at the moment they had the opportunity to do the very thing they vowed to do if in power, chose to drop their pants, lay down and take it from behind.

Because that’s what assholes are good for.

 

Is BitCoin an NSA creation?

Was bitcoin an NSA creation? David Icke seems to think so.

According to the world famous Truth Seeker:

“…it’s now becoming increasingly evident that Bitcoin may be a creation of the NSA and was rolled out as a “normalization” experiment to get the public familiar with digital currency. Once this is established, the world’s fiat currencies will be obliterated in an engineered debt collapse (see below for the sequence of events), then replaced with a government approved cryptocurrency with tracking of all transactions and digital wallets by the world’s western governments.

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What evidence supports this notion? Documents released in 1997 — yes, twenty years ago — detailed the overall structure and function of Bitcoin cryptocurrency.

Who authored these documents? Try not to be shocked when you learn it was authored by “mathematical cryptographers at the National Security Agency’s Office of Information Security Research and Technology.”

So before you bet on bitcoin, perhaps ask yourself. Is the reward worth the risk?

 

Ben Shapiro speaks logic to Canadians

Ben Shapiro has a way with words. That is to say, he knows how to string together a coherent logic based argument without resorting to emotion or hyperbole.

This video is a short excerpt from the full speech he gave recently at the Toronto Freedom Summit and should be watched by all Canadians.

Full Speech Here

Conservatives take note. This is how to combat left wing ideology. However, Liberals need also watch and listen so to try and grasp (with what ever remains of their cognitive abilities) how their do-good ideology is carrying us down the road to tyranny.

His clear understanding of Canada’s Bill C-16 and its violation of free speech is a breath of fresh air. Even more satisfying is his calling of the backward law “…A basic violation of Science.”

We Canadians need to thank Ben Shapiro for stating the simple facts (which is now a criminal offence in Canada).

So, for every Canadian that thinks America and Americans are some how ethically and morally beneath us, remember that the U.S. is the last beacon of true freedom the world really has.

The Dry Shave Show 136: Don’t You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Fash Like Me

Ivan & Byron ruminate on the full spectrum of benefits that come from living the fash life; plus Trudeau’s plans to replace the Canadian military with ISIS & an interview with The Rebel’s Ezra Levant from August 2015, in which we discuss the the rising tide of liberal intolerance and the dynamic & appeal of Trump.

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