The Dry Shave Show 136: Don’t You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Fash Like Me

Ivan & Byron ruminate on the full spectrum of benefits that come from living the fash life; plus Trudeau’s plans to replace the Canadian military with ISIS & an interview with The Rebel’s Ezra Levant from August 2015, in which we discuss the the rising tide of liberal intolerance and the dynamic & appeal of Trump.

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The Dry Shave Show 135: New Kellogg’s Race ‘N’ Rape

This week Byron & Ivan raid the cupboard without consent for white milk; Trump; Pocahontas; Britain First; Trudeau’s ISIS meltdown; the Brexit divorce bill; Belgium; Hate listeners; Islamic immigration & Bosnia on steroids; Gay training in Ontario; Bitcoin & the new FashMark; Aids & Weinstein syndrome’s latest victims: Charlie Rose & Matt Lauer.

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The Dry Shave Show 134: Trudeau’s Islamic Homecoming

This week Ivan & Byron meditate on Trudeau’s ‘hug a terrorist’ program for Islamic ‘travellers.’

Whilst every other Western nation has decided that their Islamic State fighters aren’t coming back, Trudeau is planning poetry workshops and arts programs for returning Canadian Jihadis.

The Dry Shave Show Episode 134: Trudeau’s Islamic Homecoming

May also contain: slam poetry; Ben Shapiro Vs Milo; Eminem & Trump; LGBTQ2S; sex with old ladies for film parts; Libyan slave markets; liberal racists; gays in the army & Black Friday.

 

 

The Dry Shave Show #116: Social Media Gives You Cancer

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Social Media Gives You Cancer

Facebook (and social media in general) rots your brain, but Byron’s addicted to the attention while Ivan couldn’t care less since no one dares like his posts anyway. We also discuss living your life through your iPhone, concern trolling, Islamophobic Pokemon parody stickers, celebrity political opinions, a mysterious jump in sex assaults at Swedish music festivals, and how much God (or was that the Deep State?) hates the Kennedys.

Then Ivan tells the tale of the pimp with the tiny penis and poor Byron has to endure yet another news discussion about ISIS crap and Ivan being right. Again.

Plus: We bid farewell to our producer/newsgirl Pyra Draculea, who caught the “Island AIDS” as her imaginary iguana friend Zamo the Destroyer puts it, and thus she is running away to live in terror of being murdered by mountain lions and such in the wilds of Vancouver Island.

Links as promised in the show:
Catch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0k8gTJucsoJ5PD7ZgFwyDA
Catch Pyra’s other podcast Zamo the Destroyer here: http://zamothedestroyer.com

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/116-social-media-gives-you-cancer/

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The Dry Shave Show #115: Man Takes Woman’s Job

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Man Takes Woman’s Job

Ivan and Byron chat about the weirdness surrounding how BC’s NDP just grabbed power despite how the Liberal Party won a minority mandate for Christy “Ol’ Squirrel Cheeks” Clark the other month. Naturally, Byron gets things a bit mixed up with some ’80s Wrestlemania special, a mistake anyone could make.

Meanwhile, Ivan mourns for all the episodes of Scooby Doo that got cut short in strikes during his childhood, Byron reminiscences about the projectors’ union strike, and Pyra bitches about smelling the award-winning sustainability of the local pulp mill and also tells of her dumb-ass staring contest with the local mountain lion. Plus: Ivan explains about co-ops run by menopausal hags and the gang discuss gay Wahabiism, the one-dictator North Korean obesity crisis, a BC baby getting a health card with an unspecified gender to suit its mommy’s needs for attention, Nixon’s trip to China, and an 11-year-old Alaskan kid who identifies as a bear-shooting hero.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/115-man-takes-womans-job/

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The Dry Shave Show #114: BBQ Wars

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: BBQ Wars

We hate to admit it, but the USA is #1 for barbeque… and obesity. Then the gang discuss assholes who bring veggies to a BBQ party, CBC propaganda shows, how Canada Day is Moving Day in Quebec, the UN blaming Palestinian domestic violence on Israel, the American Revolution as a rehearsal for World War I, and how Amelia Earhardt busted the stereotype about women asking for directions when she got herself lost over the Pacific.

Plus: Ivan turns a story about a Montreal adult daycare into “a cul-de-sac of Ivan-ness,” much to Byron’s dismay. Meanwhile, Byron channels Alex Jones with a side order of Yosemite Sam.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/114-bbq-wars/

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