The Dry Shave Show #111: Ginger Jihadi

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Ginger Jihadi

Byron and Ivan riff on Kathy Griffin blaming Donald Trump for her errors in judgement, Bill Maher dropping the N-bomb, Reza Azlan attacking people on Twitter, comparing the UK response to the IRA vs ISIS, and the horrible hate-skid marks of Saskatoon.

Plus: England is like the Sigfried & Roy, playing with Islamic tigers from Angela Merkel’s pet shop as jihadis murder infidels in attacks on Manchester and London, Stoner Hitler and Stoner Stalin, Jeremy Corbyn objects to shooting terrorists and Fashwave is making synth music listenable again while Pyra rants about the early iconoclastic history of industrial music before the proto-SJW ‘tards (*cough*Skinny Puppy*cough) ruined it.

Also, we’re moving to YouTube… eventually.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/111-ginger-jihadi/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #110: Trump’s Tour of Hate

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Trump’s Tour of Hate

Trump’s going everywhere he’s hated, but seems to be having a good time anyway. Meanwhile, the Daily Show gets eaten by fellow leftists for joking about Trump becoming a tranny, ratings have no bearing on shows getting cancelled or not, and Ivan and Byron discuss Hollywood communists and the politics of cuckolding and interracial porn promotion.

PS: a pedo pinniped snatches a girl off the dock in Steveston.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/110-trumps-tour-of-hate/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #109: Fake Comedy

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

Bonus: this week we’re joined by our special guest Mark Hughes.

This week: Fake Comedy

Ivan and Byron are joined this week by Vancouver stand-up and founder of the Comedy Shocker Mark Hughes to discuss the craft of comedy and what is or is not funny and acceptable to joke about.

They also chat about victim worship and other societal horrors such as prison rape and slam poetry before getting into news stories about Nazi pugs, a hate crime in which paparazzi ask to see Bruce Jenner’s dick, and fake comedy like Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, and other “globo-cuck” comedians who are really in the business of propaganda.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/109-fake-comedy/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #108: CNN Not Over Russia

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: CNN Not Over Russia

Ivan and Byron laugh about how CNN obsesses over Russia like a scorned lover who totally swears she’s over her ex—despite constantly talking about him; ignorance in state schools, Bill Nye’s ice cream propaganda, and news stories about banning Mothers’ & Fathers’ Day school crafts in elementary schools and applause during speeches on college campuses, both in the name of inclusivity.

Also, people who reveal truth are the enemy, Antifa are the new Khmer Rouge but with worse hygiene, the pedo sex Wreck Beach Nazi, and “whole lotta pedo goin’ on” in Jerry Lee Lewis’s marriage and “the religion of special needs.”

PS: Some day scientists will find JFK’s brain and be able to find out what Marilyn Monroe’s hoo-ha felt like.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/108-cnn-not-over-russia/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #107: ‘Allo, Allah!

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: ‘Allo, Allah!

When it comes to jihad, France just can’t get enough and chooses suicide by Emmanuel Macron’s globalist, pro-EU, and open-borders policies (plus his “Satan’s Cornflake” wife) while Byron gets nostalgic for the electric chair and the good old days when perverts weren’t lazy and Ivan muses about how good reggae must be dripping with either the Old Testament or big bouncing asses. The guys also discuss the local BC provincial elections—in which Ivan’s kid endorses Tucker Carlson—before getting into news about shooting down drones in Kentucky and immunity for drivers who run over protesters.

Plus: social justice aliens, how to tell if something’s Communist, “Fake Tits America”, and how the relationship between the Deep State and Islamic terrorists blossomed in the Soviet-Afghanistan war of the 1980s.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/107-allo-allah/

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The Dry Shave Show #106: Sub-Prime Puthay

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Sub-Prime Puthay

Ivan and Byron discuss the impending Canadian real estate crash, and Byron’s looking forward to finally being able to afford that dumpster home he’s had his eye on once Vancouver’s insane real estate bubble bursts. Meanwhile, Ivan gloats about being both recession- and earthquake-proof before the guys get into discussing the Saudis fighting Yemeni childhood obesity, ISIS-front real estate in Syria, right-wing ice cream, Hillary kissing KKK senator Robert Byrd, Pakistan being the porn search capital of the world, and how Trump vs. Lil’ Kim Jong Un is like the Mob taking on the local autistic kid.

Also: Axl Rose looks like an angry lesbian, KISS and Scooby Doo are the gateway drug to glam rock and ozone-depleting hairspray, the profound poetry of Mötley Crüe, weaponized wild boars, the “skinny white hoods” of the new inclusive KKK in the Pacific Northwest, conspiracy theories about John Lennon faking his own death, and Keith Richards is an immortal avatar of a Hindu god, sustained by goats’ blood transfusions while Bob Marley proved to be not nearly as resilient.

PS: “Goat, machine gun, lady with one leg, porn.”

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/106-sub-prime-puthay/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #105: Red Line in the Sandbox

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Red Line in the Sandbox

This week, Ivan and Byron discuss the ongoing saga of the USA vs. North Korea, wherein Trump is going to give Lil’ Kim Jong Un a detention if he keeps breaking the nuke rules. Byron, however, is far more worried about Lil’ Kim’s weight issues and gets a little confused as to Ray Charles’ song inspirations before the guys dig into Stalin’s skin care problems and other personal body issues of dictators, how the assassination of JFK was really a surprise duel between Kennedy and the Deep State, needing more specific descriptions of open mic comedians, and Margaret Thatcher’s swearing-in.

Plus: news about overturning a ban on duels between public officials in Oregon, MIT’s new book “Communism for Kids,” Islamic slavery in Libya, and kicking antifa ass at Berkeley.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/105-red-line-in-the-sandbox/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.