The Dry Shave Show #116: Social Media Gives You Cancer

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Social Media Gives You Cancer

Facebook (and social media in general) rots your brain, but Byron’s addicted to the attention while Ivan couldn’t care less since no one dares like his posts anyway. We also discuss living your life through your iPhone, concern trolling, Islamophobic Pokemon parody stickers, celebrity political opinions, a mysterious jump in sex assaults at Swedish music festivals, and how much God (or was that the Deep State?) hates the Kennedys.

Then Ivan tells the tale of the pimp with the tiny penis and poor Byron has to endure yet another news discussion about ISIS crap and Ivan being right. Again.

Plus: We bid farewell to our producer/newsgirl Pyra Draculea, who caught the “Island AIDS” as her imaginary iguana friend Zamo the Destroyer puts it, and thus she is running away to live in terror of being murdered by mountain lions and such in the wilds of Vancouver Island.

Links as promised in the show:
Catch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0k8gTJucsoJ5PD7ZgFwyDA
Catch Pyra’s other podcast Zamo the Destroyer here: http://zamothedestroyer.com

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/116-social-media-gives-you-cancer/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #115: Man Takes Woman’s Job

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Man Takes Woman’s Job

Ivan and Byron chat about the weirdness surrounding how BC’s NDP just grabbed power despite how the Liberal Party won a minority mandate for Christy “Ol’ Squirrel Cheeks” Clark the other month. Naturally, Byron gets things a bit mixed up with some ’80s Wrestlemania special, a mistake anyone could make.

Meanwhile, Ivan mourns for all the episodes of Scooby Doo that got cut short in strikes during his childhood, Byron reminiscences about the projectors’ union strike, and Pyra bitches about smelling the award-winning sustainability of the local pulp mill and also tells of her dumb-ass staring contest with the local mountain lion. Plus: Ivan explains about co-ops run by menopausal hags and the gang discuss gay Wahabiism, the one-dictator North Korean obesity crisis, a BC baby getting a health card with an unspecified gender to suit its mommy’s needs for attention, Nixon’s trip to China, and an 11-year-old Alaskan kid who identifies as a bear-shooting hero.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/115-man-takes-womans-job/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #114: BBQ Wars

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: BBQ Wars

We hate to admit it, but the USA is #1 for barbeque… and obesity. Then the gang discuss assholes who bring veggies to a BBQ party, CBC propaganda shows, how Canada Day is Moving Day in Quebec, the UN blaming Palestinian domestic violence on Israel, the American Revolution as a rehearsal for World War I, and how Amelia Earhardt busted the stereotype about women asking for directions when she got herself lost over the Pacific.

Plus: Ivan turns a story about a Montreal adult daycare into “a cul-de-sac of Ivan-ness,” much to Byron’s dismay. Meanwhile, Byron channels Alex Jones with a side order of Yosemite Sam.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/114-bbq-wars/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #113: Middle Earth Declares War On ISIS

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Middle Earth Declares War On ISIS

Byron pouts about not getting enough attention as Ivan discusses the case of the Welshman who attacked the mosque across the street from a radical extremist mosque and a Bernie Sanders fanatic who shot up a Republican baseball game.

The gang then chat about some shrieking chick who blamed others for her lax laptop settings allowing someone to AirDrop a Pepe meme on her, 4chan pranks, freebleeding, Bill Cosby’s mistrial, new colours on the Pride flag, and Jeremy Corbyn’s longing to seize private property in the wake of the Greenfell Tower fire.

Plus: Mike Tyson’s favorite snack and Byron’s never had a (real) job.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/113-middle-earth-declares-war-on-isis/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #111: Ginger Jihadi

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Ginger Jihadi

Byron and Ivan riff on Kathy Griffin blaming Donald Trump for her errors in judgement, Bill Maher dropping the N-bomb, Reza Azlan attacking people on Twitter, comparing the UK response to the IRA vs ISIS, and the horrible hate-skid marks of Saskatoon.

Plus: England is like the Sigfried & Roy, playing with Islamic tigers from Angela Merkel’s pet shop as jihadis murder infidels in attacks on Manchester and London, Stoner Hitler and Stoner Stalin, Jeremy Corbyn objects to shooting terrorists and Fashwave is making synth music listenable again while Pyra rants about the early iconoclastic history of industrial music before the proto-SJW ‘tards (*cough*Skinny Puppy*cough) ruined it.

Also, we’re moving to YouTube… eventually.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/111-ginger-jihadi/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #110: Trump’s Tour of Hate

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

This week: Trump’s Tour of Hate

Trump’s going everywhere he’s hated, but seems to be having a good time anyway. Meanwhile, the Daily Show gets eaten by fellow leftists for joking about Trump becoming a tranny, ratings have no bearing on shows getting cancelled or not, and Ivan and Byron discuss Hollywood communists and the politics of cuckolding and interracial porn promotion.

PS: a pedo pinniped snatches a girl off the dock in Steveston.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/110-trumps-tour-of-hate/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.

The Dry Shave Show #109: Fake Comedy

Time for another episode of everyone’s favourite political comedy podcast, The Dry Shave Show! Hosted by Byron Bertram, our very own Ivan Penaluna, and news girl Pyra Draculea.

Bonus: this week we’re joined by our special guest Mark Hughes.

This week: Fake Comedy

Ivan and Byron are joined this week by Vancouver stand-up and founder of the Comedy Shocker Mark Hughes to discuss the craft of comedy and what is or is not funny and acceptable to joke about.

They also chat about victim worship and other societal horrors such as prison rape and slam poetry before getting into news stories about Nazi pugs, a hate crime in which paparazzi ask to see Bruce Jenner’s dick, and fake comedy like Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, and other “globo-cuck” comedians who are really in the business of propaganda.

Listen to the whole show here: https://dryshave.podbean.com/e/109-fake-comedy/

You can also subscribe on iTunes.